Showing posts with label 1950s. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1950s. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The girl done good


not a still from bb homemakers, but another fierce early 60s homemaker-mad men.

Beyouncy's new vid - 'Why dont you love me'
The amount of divine costume changes in this music video makes me happy, and it's very pop Julianne Moore in 'a single man'.
Bb seems to have kept some of her telephone moves..learnt from the best I guess.
This is a bootiful vid . The costume/hairstyle for washing the dishes are especially fab, and her decedant bath getup. Why don't we all dress like this? I think next time I am forced to garden I shall tie a scarf in my hair, wear white pince-nez glasses and skimpy bodytard. Maybe orange lipstick. I think my farmer neighbours would appreciate that. Why don't you love me???
LOL

HOWEVER. Now for something completely different.

She looks like a crow that got tangled in the wires behind my tv. And has a curiously flat foot. You'd be hard pushed to find fifty's elegance in this wan. E online calls it 'the next step in the evolution of Miley.' I disagree. We always knew she was a shluh. But if you're lookin for a large-scale video with more then a nod to Rihanna and Gag, and have a more then a little fetish for bondage/zoos, then sure, check it out. Maybe compare it to Beyonce's tasty treat. Maybe nod if you think Miley has a long long way to go. Maybe nod again if you feel a wee bit sympathetic for the guy who's dating the girl 'who can't be tamed'. Maybe pray you don't see little seven-year-old Mileydrones out in the playground with no pants on and little robber masks of black eye make-up smeared across their lil faces.

I am being a tad hypocritical. Though I bitch about this current career choice, I went to see The Last Song the other day with my mate, who is a Miley fanatic. And shocker! It wasn't completely horrific. It had cute turtles. And cute boys. And I admit I shed a few. But I'm pretty sure I was just weeping at the beauty of Liam Hemsworth's arms.
Damn. This is the boy trying to 'tame' birdgirl. Wouldn't you weep too?

Friday, April 30, 2010

Be nice to smokers

Look at him smoulder! This is jon hamm, but really it's Don Draper, queen bee of Mad Men (more on that later). He is an aggressive smoker.

Whereas this guy smokes like a cuddle, with a slight hint of ax-murderer. But only slight.

So true.
My graduation hairstyle right there, complete with glasses methinks.

Our lovely workplace. Cheaper then wallpaper. And who doesn't love the smell of tobacco in the morning?

CONCLUSION : Must create a ciggie that does not slowly kill so I can be devastatingly artsy and sultry and be coiled in smoke wafts always.Hair must be a bouffant while smoking. If I do this, I am guaranteed to meet my very own Jon Hamm, no question.