warm leatherette

do or do not. there is no try.

ahem. TRY numero uno.

more later.

PATRONising

I've been commissioned to draw a walnut by a man I met by a bonfire.

I'll let you know how it works out. And if I'm taking money showers.

An argument

for lipstick.

JCDC,prada summer '10 campaign, slebs, facehunter, JOEY man lipstick. yum.

foxy ART ATTACK. bam.

**ACHTUNG**
POST TO BE READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP.








I am a heartFUL person. I like animals. but i also appreciate the fierce things in life. Like foxes from 1939, with crinkles on their noses, and russet tones..and their right ear falling off but we wont mention that. more then once.
There is something very raw about fur in fashion aussi, even more so in the aftermath of a peta attack, dripping red. More macabre then my usual, but dead animals have that affect on me.
In the olden days, when trends lasted a year, and consisted of colours.. block yellow, pale blue, or varying hemlines-though never higher then mid thigh, fur equaled elegance.

Though I'd still snuggle a baby fox instead of wear one anyday.For proof of my preferences I give you pics of my own little fox, who seconds as my hot water bottle. He's a grouch and a sleeper, but sits relatively still while some wierdo shoves a camera in his whiskery face, so of course i luv him. And I'm pretty sure he is head tough guy at night.

We shall listen to fleet foxes, and grizzly bear, and appreciate the elegance, and fierceness, but not condone any new generation foxiness, except the faux variety, because anything else is just heartLESS. my heART fox is exempt from this wise wise rule as the poor dear croaked in the age of elegance

let me read aloud to you

The girl done good

not a still from bb homemakers, but another fierce early 60s homemaker-mad men.

Beyouncy's new vid - 'Why dont you love me'
The amount of divine costume changes in this music video makes me happy, and it's very pop Julianne Moore in 'a single man'.
Bb seems to have kept some of her telephone moves..learnt from the best I guess.
This is a bootiful vid . The costume/hairstyle for washing the dishes are especially fab, and her decedant bath getup. Why don't we all dress like this? I think next time I am forced to garden I shall tie a scarf in my hair, wear white pince-nez glasses and skimpy bodytard. Maybe orange lipstick. I think my farmer neighbours would appreciate that. Why don't you love me???

LOL

HOWEVER. Now for something completely different.

She looks like a crow that got tangled in the wires behind my tv. And has a curiously flat foot. You'd be hard pushed to find fifty's elegance in this wan. E online calls it 'the next step in the evolution of Miley.' I disagree. We always knew she was a shluh. But if you're lookin for a large-scale video with more then a nod to Rihanna and Gag, and have a more then a little fetish for bondage/zoos, then sure, check it out. Maybe compare it to Beyonce's tasty treat. Maybe nod if you think Miley has a long long way to go. Maybe nod again if you feel a wee bit sympathetic for the guy who's dating the girl 'who can't be tamed'. Maybe pray you don't see little seven-year-old Mileydrones out in the playground with no pants on and little robber masks of black eye make-up smeared across their lil faces.

I am being a tad hypocritical. Though I bitch about this current career choice, I went to see The Last Song the other day with my mate, who is a Miley fanatic. And shocker! It wasn't completely horrific. It had cute turtles. And cute boys. And I admit I shed a few. But I'm pretty sure I was just weeping at the beauty of Liam Hemsworth's arms.
Damn. This is the boy trying to 'tame' birdgirl. Wouldn't you weep too?

The Girl Fell

into a whirl of sameness. The colours faded. she felt like she was cracking-her carefully constructed mask was unstable. Looking up, she prayed. Give her a face, lord. She needed to be able to face the world. so he made her in his own image. She would never smile again, but others would never again smile at her and claw at her cracks, so inside her cheeks raised and her eyes crinkled at the sides.

photogs

The woman herself. fierce. As an aside, I am itchin for the new polaroid pogo. shlick,no?

Ramble on

Uploader too slow in the country so I'll have to create images in your minds with my luscious words.

veluptuous. capricious. velveteen. teardrop diamond. berlin. horse head.

Eh

warehouse. chandelier. gauze. gratuitous. gun. gragarious. g..gaa...gaaaagaaa? GAGA.



[INSERT MOST RECENT AMAZE IMAGE HERE. GO GO GAGA]



This is fun. Soundtrack to these ramblings:

RAMBLE ON-Led Zeppelin

(ahteehee im SO FUNNY. but this is also an awesome song anyway)

Something outta nothing-Messiah J & the expert

Odessa-Caribou

Perdus cette nuit- BB Brunes

(bit of culture for you savages.)

More news from nowhere- Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

(his music is mathematically correct.bitches)

Sickness. Divine. plaid. Ebony. wine-dark sea. trawler. rusty nail. bearded sailor. ash. ruby woo.

mango tree. ganglian. pussy bow. pin stripe. monocle. whisky neat. psychotropic. auditory.

CHALLENGE: compose, write, scribble a story with all these lushuss words. Then show it to me. Because you can MAKE time for this. Creative writing therapy. and it would be totally GaGa of you.

I hope you weren't scared by the lack of visual stimulation. ALL WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON JE PROMIS..

[PICTURE OF GAGA FOR NEW POLAROID POGO]

Be nice to smokers

Look at him smoulder! This is jon hamm, but really it's Don Draper, queen bee of Mad Men (more on that later). He is an aggressive smoker.

Whereas this guy smokes like a cuddle, with a slight hint of ax-murderer. But only slight.

So true.
My graduation hairstyle right there, complete with glasses methinks.

Our lovely workplace. Cheaper then wallpaper. And who doesn't love the smell of tobacco in the morning?

CONCLUSION : Must create a ciggie that does not slowly kill so I can be devastatingly artsy and sultry and be coiled in smoke wafts always.Hair must be a bouffant while smoking. If I do this, I am guaranteed to meet my very own Jon Hamm, no question.

The Girl Fell

from her lofty cloud of naivity


into the sodden, dirty, crippling world beneath. Little waifs with hollows for eyes wandered, howling faces crying out 'where is my innocence? Did you take it?'

Life is so much sweeter now that this exists

Nom nom nom



If someone were to ask me what my two favourite things in the WHOLE WORLD are I would say first chocolate and then grace jones. I'm pretty sure I willed this C.D. cover into being..It exists purely because of me. I'm sure it's hot tasty too. If anyone has a grace jones plaster cast just lying around, gizza call.

The lady herself, courtesy of dazed&confused.


Song for today : My Life - JJ

(will someone please be a dear and walk me through uploading videos? So you can hear all this awesome audio sex straight away because I KNOW nobody bothers to go find the songs themselves. CHEERS)